Idk if this counts but it had me in tears (also if you post could you put it as an anonymous submission pls and thanks)
I want Markiplier to be in the fnaf movie but not as a character I want him to have a face cam and act like he’s playing a new fnaf game. Starts off the movie with the HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER and then the rest of the movie is just like this.
(via stuck-inmyemophase)
So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up
The designer’s at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect
So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs
And he’s Immediately like
The professional disgust, I’m living
… yeah, that tracks. I know so many crafting professionals who would be like that.
‘Professional expresses strong well-founded opinions on something he only just learned about,’ gotta be one of my favorite genres
See also why friends send me pics of bad jewelry.
(via rennskye)
You’re a renowned portrait artist, painting portraits for politicians, celebrities, you name it. Late one night, there’s a knock on your door. A nervous young man stands outside, pale, with elongated canine teeth. He’d like a portrait. Hasn’t seen his own face in over a century.
“They say it’s the silver backing but that’s bullshit.” He didn’t drink any of the tea they set out, but he held the warm mug as though it were a lifeline.
“Really?” They smile softly, sipping at their own mug. It wasn’t every night a vampire knocked at their door and politely requested a portrait, and this poor young man seemed in desperate need of someone to talk to.
(via badolmen)
Just so we’re all on the same page with the writer’s strike.
If during the strike, it’s announced about AI generated shows. We are not watching them. Not even out of curiosity. Let them fail every AI generated show they try make.
The human voice can not be replaced by AI. Don’t let them try.
(via snerpthesnerr)